Im tired and there is funny things to reblog. I love comics and my record collection, I hate most people

 

Anonymous asked
hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
yoegert:

Skeleton army is on the move. I repeat, the skeleton army is on the move

yoegert:

Skeleton army is on the move. I repeat, the skeleton army is on the move

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(Source: pika-spoop)

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

shouldnt:

You can tell how much someone is liked in a class by the amount of people that say “bless you” after they sneeze.